Thursday, 23 August 2007

New Wave bad language: Geeky

Possibly the best blog out there is "The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs". If you've not heard of it, go look at it now: http://fakesteve.blogspot.com.

Fake Steve is a master of retard-customisation, his classics being:

1. Frigtard, Frigtarded - Fake Steve's classic, simply put, stupid people.
2. Microtards - Microsoft and its users.
3. Freetard, Freetarded - Linux and other open source users.

Other notable -tards, are:

1. Leftietard
2. Salestards
3. Bluetards (IBM)
4. Lametard, lametarded
5. Sensitards
6. Eurotard
7. Vistard
8. Zunetard
9. Delltards
10. Commentards
11. iTard
12. Greentards (a personal favourite)
13. Cybertard
14. Hardtards
15. Yelptards
16. Flametards
17. Linuxpetitiontards

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